Post by ratminer on Jan 29, 2012 7:14:48 GMT -5
so basically a little under a year ago we all joined forces and made a beautifully heart breaking death defying work of art
I'm sure you'll agree with me once you read through this story
and without further ado here is the story of George and his misadventures in PSRland
if you want to read the full story heres the link
bondman.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=writing&action=display&thread=850
I'm sure you'll agree with me once you read through this story
and without further ado here is the story of George and his misadventures in PSRland
if you want to read the full story heres the link
bondman.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=writing&action=display&thread=850
Once upon a time, there was a boy named George.
George was a Pokemon trainer, and his favorite Pokemon was Bulbasaur.
george lived in the hoenn region where he could not catch a bulbasaur though...when he turned 10, he recieved his first pokemon, which was a mudkip in wich he nicknamed Guppy...he recieved his pokedex and all 6 pokeballs, but he still wasnt content without his bulbasaur...so he said goodbye to his dad for his mom was away at a pokemon contest...an thus begun George and Guppy's journey to catch a bulbasaur...the road may be rough, but he had his heart set on capturing a bulbasaur, and with Guppy's help, it shall become true
George thought about collecting enough of the Hoenn gym badges to enter the pokemon league, but soon after starting his journey was he beaten horribly by some annoying kid dressed in red and blue, and his insanely high level pikachu.
He was sent to the pokecenter and his mudkip was healed. Then he saw a trainer with a bulbasaur and the that trainer wants a mudkip so the trainer asked George if he wants to trade pokemons.
George felt that it wouldnt be fair tho just "trade" for a bulbasaur...and plus mudkip was his first ever pokemon so he sadley turnedthe man down...george had wanted to catch a wild bulbasaur, not trade. so he levled up his mudkip all the way untill he evolved into a marshtomp, and then he finnaly decided to take on his first gym leader.
It was a tough battle, but George managed to triumph over the gym leader and receive his first gym badge. Then he realized that in order to catch a Bulbasaur in the wild, he would need a Pokedex or at least talk to somebody from the Kanto region. He remembered that kid with the super high level Pikachu, and started to try and find him again.
George recalled that the Kid had said that he had already competed in both Kanto and Johto leagues, and so would most likely be entering the Hoenn league, and so George could kill two pidgeys with one stone: Find out how to get a wonderful Bulbasaur, and humiliate the boy in red and blue...
George then devised a secret evil plan on how to do this.
His plan, Was to Get a really good swampert, and then get some more good pokemon, And win the game, but he didn't have a swampurt, so he had to carry on training...
Once he had a team of hugh level pokemon, he would initiate phase two of his plan...
Untill then, he'l just keep training.
And training, and training, and training. He eventually got bored of Grinding and went to get some Lunch.
So he went back home to wherever it is Georges live and asked his waifu to make him a sandwich. But then he remembered he was only ten, so he didn't have a waifu. He had a mom who was very displeased about being ordered to make a sandwich.
His mum then challenged George and his newbie pokemon to a battle with her personal pokemon she'd kept a secret for years... An insanely high level Venusaur!
Then venusaur beat marshtomp, and George was forced to make his mom a sandwich
and then some odd female trainer came in with a weavile and ice punched the crap out of the venasaur, thus earning a sandwich.
and the weird trainer slaps him and leaves behind a pokeball containing a level 10 bulbasaur
Then the new pokemon Ultimatesandwichmon comes flying through the window.
and george screams and runs out of the house and into ash
He meets eyes with the red and blue kid, eyes full of fury at this child who embarressed him so much. Now he has the bulbasaur, he can start phase two of the plan...
Furious ash steals the bulbasaur pokeball and runs for his life
But then His mom throws a sandwich in ashes face and he falls in a river
At first George was scrambling to catch up to the strange trainer, but then he realized that all he really needed was a ditto because his Mom already had a Venusaur.
George stood there for a moment, torn between trying to preserve his pride and just being able to get a Bulbasaur.
Then he found a ditto, but ate it, because it looked like jelly :3
but then he puked it out because it didnt taste like jelly
And It went all over ash, and ash cryed
and then ash hit george with a frying pan knocking george out
So then a rift opened in the world and Red entered this odd universe once again. Cause he's the protagonist and all, he's allowed to have rifts.
then out of the odd rift a trainer name Lusia appeared following red around and learning his secrets
and george then challenged lusia thinking she was just a noob, and lost epicly...but lusia was so nice hat she gave george a rare candy, 3 tm's, and 1 hm...the tms consisted of earthquake, brick break, and one mystery...the HM was the move surf...so he then used his rare candy on marshtomp, and then suddenly it evolved into a beastly defensive swampert, so he taught it 2 of the tms and 1 of the hms, so now swampart knew surf, earthquake, brickbreak, and he had one black move slot....he set forth to capture more pokemon so he could defeat ash, and lusia then if he could beat them then he would challenge the pokemon league, then hopefully travel to kanto and recieve a bulbasaur from prof. oak
Then lusia challenged ash and epicly defeated his pikachu and red laughed at ash's nooby pikachu
While Ash went off and cried like a little girl, Red disappeared back into his strange interdimensional rift. George pondered this for a moment, but his head started to hurt too much so he decided not to question it.
And so, with a stupid smile on his face, George set out with his newly acquired Swampert to get another gym badge.
Lusia looked around for a bit then noticed red/portal was gone...
Lusia was now stranded with george, going ever so slightly more insane with vengeance, and his swampert, still high from the rare candy. George decided to let lusia follow, and exact revenge when the time was right...
Lusia mad and bored of george pushed him in a lake and ran
Then George went out of the lake soaking wet and he went to the forest to get a pokemon for his team. He saw a Ralts and he captured it. He said he was gonna train him to be a gallade and he went to fight the gym leader.
and then a hobo with a gallade laughed at him and handed george a dirty sock
And then a mightyanna came and bit off ash's hand And the hand-eaters trainer (me :3) Laughed in his face and threw a stone at ash
errr ash is gone :l
I Never came into the portal, i followed him :3
Ash wasn't gone, he just ran off xD
George managed to use his Swampert to swim out of the lake. Annoyed at this strange turn of events and after witnessing somebody's hand being bitten off, George took off at a full sprint to escape the madness.
Then George tripped while running.
and cried because he scraped his knee
Then his swapmpurt slapped him and said
"SNAP OUT OF IT!!!"
but just then, a wild articuno came out of nowhere, and shed a single tear onto George's scraped knee, and it was magically healed
Then he tried to chase the articuno, But fell and scraped his knee and cried again...
The Articuno said "F*** This" and kicked George in the face and flew away.
and lusia lol'd for 3 hours
In his anger, george threw a master ball he had taken from ash at lusia, waited for it to shake three times, and proceeded to store one of his biggest enimies in the pc.
But before George could open the PC Lusia broke out of the ball and ran to Canada.
and in canada lusia met....
George with his masterball.
but George got distracted by a bulbisor and coat it with the master ball when he let it out it evolved in to a arceus and George yelled "WHAT THE F!@# !" at the top of his lungs
And then the arceus threw a rubber duck and george and it sqeaked slighty when it hit him.
Then Arceus Used JUDGEMENT!!! on George's Pokeballs breaking the pokemon free. Then Arceus uses JUDGEMENT!!! again on them making them faint. Arceus uses JUDGEMENT!!! one more time on them changing the Faint to Fatality. Then Arceus flys deep into space never to be found again.
And then george wakes up, only to find that there was never a bulbasaur.
He was unconsious because someone had thrown a brick at him
George looks up and sees a boy holding another brick....
A boy dressed in red and blue.
OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! George says "Alright dude who the H*** are you and why do you want to hit me with bricks?" The kid replies "Georege it's me your best friend!" "I'm so sorry I hit you with a a brick I was just so mad at my parents!"
Then, the boy who had thrown the brick, had his hand bitten of by the same mightyanna who had eaten
ash's hand.
"What was that thing???" The boy exclaimed running to his parents.
George was beginning to feel very traumatized now, after witnessing yet another hand being bitten off. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, George sent out his uber Swampert to kill the murderous Mightyena!
Then he remembered that his swampert was still a mudkip, as it's evolution was due to a brick induced coma.
And the mihtyanna procceded to eat the mudkips right hand
And so, the meme known as "I herd u liek mightyenaz" was born.
And george bit off his own hand, to try and scare off the evil dog
But alas, it only made mightyanna bit off his other hand
So now the handless George tried to run to the Hospital but instead Ran into a Brick Wall. Therefore making him lose consciousness.... Again.
And just before losing conciousness again, a trainer spotted him and a ! mark showed above his head, but the battle would now never happen, which caused a glitch in his life. Now when george woke up and went to nugget bridge, a wild mew appeared!
mew teaches Gorge to brake dance and they go there separate ways
Then George tried to do a handstand
But realising he had no hands he fell flat on his face. Therefore making him lose consciousness for a thrid time.
In his coma dream, George was yet again struck by a brick, forcing him into a deeper state of unconsciousness
In which he had to complete a series of tests to get back into the real world...
For the first test he has to do a handstand.
So he found his dismembered hands, placedthem by his feet, and stood on them
they told George that didn't count and laughed at him
and laughed
And they died laughing
So he passed his tests and went to his original coma dream.
It was here that he got a charmander from an old man in a lab coat, and was told to attack a helpless bulbasaur.
the balbasor quikly kicked his tail and ate his soul with a num num num
Then George woke up.
George sat up in bed and quickly made sure that his hands were still there. Seeing as they were, he then broke the fourth wall and told PSR to "Please keep it appropriate, eating people's hands off is a bit extreme."
George then restarted his adventure and went and got a new Mudkip.
And when the Prof gave the mudkipz, another trainer named Tom barged into the lab and got hisArceusBulbasaur. Then George got angry and battled Tom. George lostand his mudkip took of George's hand, lol jk
than gorge realized that the only thing he dreamed was his hands getting eaten and his old swomper ate his new mudkip and slapped gorge for trying that crap
Then a wild pokefusiondex appeared, used lol, and ran away.
And George followed the wild pokefusiondex...
But tripped over a bug and watched the wild pokefusiondex run away for good.
So with the fourth wall teetering dangerously on it's side, George decided that it would be best to investigate the bug he tripped over for any meta-like activity.
the bug turned out to be Digi in a caterpea costume Digi then turned to the audience and said screw the forth wall and turned just in time to see the forth wall fall over the edge in to nothingness
But then, A ghost cam along, and used curse on the bug, and the bug Comploded :3
And george went flying into the air
and lusia stood there wondering when the heck this story would end
Then the wild pokefusiondex appeared, stole Lusia's eevee, and shouted "it will never end!" in a triumphant tone
Digi some how came back to life and threw his magic dice at pokefusion and gave Lusia back her eevee then ate George's soul with a num num num
Then a wild pokefusiondex kicked digi in the ribs, making him cough up george's soul (alobg with some blood) xD
So George's soul-less body fumbled around all zombie-like and struggled to pick up his bloody and saliva-covered soul so he wouldn't be a braindead zombie anymore.
But then in swooped Super Nekoaa to save the day!
Wearing an awesome blue cape with a pokeball on the back, Super Nekoaa used her awesome powers to help George save his soul and put it back in his body.
Super Nekoaa then flew off in search of other souls to save.
Then George followed Super Nekoaa and he triped. Then the Articuno swept by George and he healed George's wound.
Then forgot that this guy was n00b scratched his arm making him bleed and flew off again.
Then lusia in a rage kicked george for stealing her eevee and threw him in a pokeball taking his mudkip... (:
Then Jerez appeared...stared at his pokemon team and wondered how that strange ghost pokemon appeared...And why the music from lavender town from the original games was playing....
Jerez got really scared so he chose Hadeon who used the move "BurndowneverythingthatJerezdoesn'tlikeandthenROFLMFAO"
But the jack came along with a cowboy hat on, riding his mightyanna, and stole jerez's wallet
:3
George then gave up at that moment, and went back home to his mother and her powerful Venusaur. Perhaps one day he'd finally catch a Ditto and have a Bulbasaur.
...
Overnight he changed his mind, borrowed Prof. Willow's male snorlax from the lab, borrowed his mother's female Venusaur, walked all the way to route 34, and gave them to an old couple, who proceeded to stare at them untill an egg "magically" appeared.
Then Snorlax and Venusaur had little venulax babies ... the Hadeon burnt it...and it was supereffective.
Then Jerez found out that "/goto spam" attacks were not very succesful on "yulgar" types...so he used "/goto Drakkan spam" and it was sooper effectif.
"NOOOO!" said George. "THOSE WERE MY BULBASAURSSSSSSS"
Even though they were technically Venulax, which sounds like a sort of laxitive and probably looks like a pill with leaves, George continues to mourn and yell out for "MY PRESCIOUS BULBASAURS~~!"
And then a koifish flopped into the middle of the road, resembling much like a useless Magikarp because koifish doesn't know how to self-insert without breaking the fourth wall properly. So the koifish died :/ B'aww. Not that George cared, he was too busy mourning and probably confused to who the heck these other people were D8
then lusia being tired of this long and horrid story slapped jerez and gave george 1000000 bublasaurs
Then Jerez burnt the bulbasaurs and ate them.
Then I made it rain Ivysaurs! Then George got angry cause he wants raining bulbasaurs.
But then, Jack turned into a ninja, and massacred all the Ivysaurs!
So in the name of justice, Officer Jenny(s) and policepeoples came and started to interogate George about the 'mysterious' murder of all these poor pokemons.
He was convicted and fined $(Can't do the Pokemon Dollar Sign)1,000,000. Since he can only hold $999,999 Pokemon dollars at a time he was sent to jail for seven years. Of, course no one bailed him out.
But lusia got so bored she broke into the jail with her scyther scizor and weavile and gave george an invincible bulbasaur and took him to a new region
Then came the kid dressed in red & blue who used a Wondertomb (For those of you who don't know a Wondertomb is a Spiritomb with the Ability Wonder Gaurd and since it is a Dark/Ghost type there are no moves that can hurt it [sort of their are some moves but you have to be lucky to have one ]) and owned George's "invincible bulbasaur" so George had to pay him and then run to the pokemon center.
the bulbasaur was ditemind to beat the crap out of spiritoom so it got a jack hammerer and broke the rock spiritoom was bound to thus killing it as bulbasaur laughed manically
gorge witnessed this event and disided to nick name the bulbasaur (murderess sociopath )
Then the bulbasaur dosen't like the nickname and he said he wants his nickname to be Bob.
But, the me hammer (:3) said "screw this" and smashed digi's face repeatedly...
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked blade master Jack in his cowboy grass <- remove the gr from grass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe...
This is the ultimate showdown,
Of ultimate destiny,
Good guys Bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown,
Of ultimate destiny...
The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed, but eventually,
The champion stood,
The rest saw their better,
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
We have entered an endless recursion of time, the universe resets itself once the final showdown is reached and thus George found himself in the forest again with his Mudkip (it was a mudkip, right?) feeling like he just forgot the most amazing adventure...
But then, whe george thought the story would turn boring, Guppy (his mudkip)
Said "Lets do this shiz" and teleported george and himself into oblivion.
Then Dialga and Palkia came and sent the Mudkip to an island of evil pokemon for distorting time & space.
But then, Ninja-Jack jumped down and assassinated Dialga by stabbing him through the back of the head, Palkia tried to fire his lazar at Jack, But he jumped back, and kicked dialga's head in the way of the beam, when diagla died, He blew up, killing Palkia in the blast.
The plane of oblivion collapsed on itself, and everyone went into the "THIRD DIMENSION "
and lusia fell asleep
Then Buzz Lightyear came and said "to infinity and beyond!"
The Buzz Aldren got peeved.
(Alright this story has gotten Really Boring.) Then Darkrai pressed the 'Lock' Button to end this story because it's been going on so long. Sorry guys. :/